'Astrology Mall'

Now you call it superstition or faith of masses in astrologers, numerologists, palmists, tarot-card readers, horoscope etc. etc. but here is good news for all of them.

Soon Bangalore city in Karnataka state of India will boast of an exclusive supermarket, perhaps the first of its kind in the country which shall house soothsayers: astrologers, numerologists, palmists, tarot-card readers, horoscope specialists - all under one roof. Read more..............................................Bangalore to get 'astrology mall'

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Sachin Tendulkar, Astrology & his missing 90s

Sachin Tendulkar the great Indian Cricketer is a really unlucky man when it comes to completing his centuries. In ODIs, he has got out in the 90s as many as 16 times and in Tests seven times.

He has 78 centuries to his credit -- 41 in ODIs and 37 in Tests, and the 23 missed ones would have taken his tally to 101. Unbelievably, he has fallen in the 90s seven times this year.

Asked about these surprise failures, Tendulkar laughingly disclosed a solution offered by his son. " My son told me why don't you hit a six when on 94".

Now the well known astrologer Bejan Daruwala has suggested him a four-step therapy that includes cooking burgers to get rid of his problem of missing centuries.

It’s well known amongst the astrology community that Sachin Tendulkar is a Taurus and that numbers 3, 6 and 9 apply to him.

But according to Chinese astrology, Tendulkar is also a Buffalo, a cousin of the bull — and these two systems combined make him a Double Bull.

Now here is the most interesting thing that Bejan Daruwala has to say,

"Because he is a loving and faithful husband, to get out of his nervous 90s, I would suggest that Tendulkar follow four steps":

1.Sleep in the lap of his wife and tell her to love him sweetly and gently

2. Cook his own mutton cheese burgers and eat them

3. Have a terrific bath

4. Jump in his Ferrari and go for a drive

The above things will help him in automatically releasing his nervous energy. As Ganesha means Mars, I would suggest he chants the mantra ‘Om Gan Ganpataye Namaha’ on Tuesdays (it’s the day of Mars).

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Astrologers see tough times for India

These days astrologers too have found a place, to be in the news, Thanks, courtesy media......Earlier astrologers used to predict the future of a person but now with the calculation of the movements of Mars, Saturn, etc. astrologers are able to predict the future of a Nation!!!!!!!!!! Now what holds for India August 5 onwards?????? As per these astrologers there is a gloomy picture ahead of time.

Some astrologers claim that after August 5, India might be headed for a troubled period that could last till the end of 2009. According to noted astrologer N P Seshadri, Saturn (shani) will move from sun sign Cancer (kadagarashi) to Leo (simrashi). Saturn's movement along with the influence of the Sun (they are inimical to each other) could spell potential disaster.

"There will be a lot of disturbance and chaos in the country. An important political leader might even be eliminated and the nation will see major accidents," intones Seshadri.

So Dear Indians, here is a good time to take Life Insurance, House Insurance, Home Gadgets Insurance etc. etc. & just check whether you have renewed your Car Insurance or not!!!!! Isn't it weird that astrologers predict all such things for a nation................

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